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For your Oscar consideration: Kurt Angle, Sid Vicious, Kevin Nash star in “River of Darkness” DVD

February 10th, 2011 Leave a comment Go to comments
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Who needs a gun when you've got the Angle slam and ankle-lock in your arsenal?

The film “River of Darkness,” starring Kurt Angle, Kevin Nash and Sid Vicious, will be released directly to DVD on March 29. The plot sounds like something Vince Russo might have cooked up: Small-town Sheriff Logan, aka “Sheriff Without a Shirt” (Kurt Angle), investigates a murder spree committed by deceased giant brothers (guess who): slow-moving, zombie-like creatures (brilliant casting) who have risen from the dead 30 years after townsfolk conducted their own brand of vigilante Sid Justice. Based on a true story.

  1. Loucifer
    February 10th, 2011 at 20:43 | #1

    Love how they couldn’t even spell “starring” correct on the poster. Or maybe it’s more apt description of what Angle, Nash and Sid are doing instead of acting: staring, very intensely.

  2. DW
    February 11th, 2011 at 10:11 | #2

    Damn, the one they didn’t get is Abyss. That dog isn’t getting released. It escaped!

  3. Sean D.
    February 11th, 2011 at 17:12 | #3

    And as bad as it sounds, I would still watch this over “The Chaperone.”

  4. David
    February 11th, 2011 at 18:07 | #4

    Looks pretty fecal…

  5. Old School Sammy
    February 12th, 2011 at 09:58 | #5

    Looks so bad it almost looks good–lol.

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