Scott Bowden presents Kentucky Fried Rasslin

Ah, it’s nice to know some things never change in the wrestling business. Memphis has always been known for its outrageous gimmicks. And tonight at 7 p.m. in Forest City, Ark., at the Multipurpose Center–the mecca of professional rasslin’ in the South–Lawler will be hosting a Halloween Monster Smash with a cast of ghoulish characters, such Freddy, Jason, the Wolfman and Reggie B. Fine. No word on whether Tom Savini will be crashing the party. I’ll bet this will be a fun show, so check it out, ya stinkin’ rednecks.  (I really hope that tombstone labeled Grandmaster Sexay Brian Christopher doesn’t come back to haunt them.)