Missy Hyatt has still got it
Missy Hyatt, former valet/wife of the late “Hot Stuff” Eddie Gilbert, recently launched missyhyatt.net, a site that certainly won’t be confused with family-friendly wwe.com. (And you thought recent photos of Madonna were creepy–sheesh. It appears as if Missy has carved up her face and body more than Abdullah the Butcher.) Featuring more than “11,000 photos” of the mid-’80s/early ’90s star Hyatt as well as Tammy Sytch (Sunny), Francine and Kristi Myst (who, incidentally, is NOT Kristi the ex-girlfriend I mentioned in my “Hometown Heel” piece) and others, the site is “only $9.99 or less” a month for membership, which includes:
Access to over 300 videos of Missy Hyatt and her friends – watch online or downloadLive weekly webcam chats with Missy
Missy’s interactive message board which she frequently posts on
And much, much more!
Site is updated weekly with at least 4 sets of photos and at least one video
Missy is perhaps best known for the “real-life” (and I use that term loosely in the wrestling busienss) drama that unfolded in 1987, shortly after she got into the business as the valet of her boyfriend, “Hollywood” John Tatum. After moving on to the UWF from World Class, Hyatt was sleeping with Gilbert behind Tatum’s back, which led to a heated off- and on-screen breakup. By the time they were married in ’88, Gilbert and Hyatt had one of the hottest acts in wrestling, with Missy’s whiny, spoiled-brat persona perfectly complementing the “Hot Stuff” gimmick. The couple divorced in 1989.
While her physical, um, presence, was striking in the ’80s, Hyatt never developed into a consistently engaging personality. Despite several opportunities, including the infamous (i.e., so awful they never aired) “Missy’s Manor” segments that Vince McMahon quickly pulled the plug on in 1987, Hyatt was never a strong interview. Of course, that didn’t stop WCW from using her both as TV host and commentator in the early ’90s, which ended in a sexual harassment suit filed by Hyatt after Eric Bischoff allegedly allowed a photo of one her tits popping out to be displayed in WCW’s corporate offices. For more on that tit—and the other one—as well as her ass and everything else Missy, check out missyhyatt.net.
Sure, she still looks good–but she sure comes across as a brain-dead popcorn fart who never got the heights of fame her looks (c”mon, she”s WAY sexier looking than Sable, then again, my much younger wife blows Sable away as well, sorry Brock, your baby”s Mamma is old and played like a Milli Vanilli CD) should have taken her to. I have to attribute that to the fact that from the ears on up, the woman was all air.
I must be losing the edge on my sarcasm, OSS. (I amended the post after reading that you apparently took my headline seriously.)
Admittedly, that picture is pretty creepy. She looks like one of those latex “Love Dolls” they used to have Fred make love to off-camera on Howard Stern years ago–lol.
Anyone else who has read this article completely depressed!? I have to say ol” Missy was my boyhood crush, couldn”t wait to open an “Apter mag” in hopes of seeing some of Missy.
Now…she”s hard to look at. She almost looks photoshopped.
Yeah, but who wants it???
Given Missy”s recent employment history, Gomer—that answer would have to be: NO ONE….
Always a message to women who think plastic surgery is the way to go…
…no it isn”t. Makes you look like a monster. Case in point – Missy Hyatt.
You know, she was never strong on the mic… But that period of time in WCW when she kept going into the men”s locker room to interview a hunk only to be attacked and berated by Stan Hansen was solid gold.
Not to mention she has my 5th favorite wrestling blog (behind you, Lance Storm, Jim Cornette, and Paul Heyman. In no particular order there).
It”s just a shame that she didn”t pose nude when she was still actually gorgeous… But oh well, what can you do?