Prepare to fall in love
Ah, if only Missy Hyatt’s bed could talk–the stories it would tell. Probably for the best that it can’t: That bottomless pit of tales of depravity would, much like Hyatt, likely never shut up.
I can’t imagine whom in the world this could possibly interest, but Missy Hyatt recently hosted a “pajama party” with Amy Lee (who makes TNA’s ODP look like Megan Fox), and Lacey Von Erich (hey, she can sink her Claw into me any time…ZING!) and lucky for us, the Kayfabe Commentaries cameras were there.
They shimmy, they shake their boobies, they have an orgasm-faking competition, and they prank call the Honky Tonk Man. Apparently, Lee loves saying the word “quiff” for shock value as much I did when I was a junior in high school. (Which, incidentally, was around the last time that Hyatt was actually sexy.) And those are the highlights. Just when you think it can’t get any worse…New Jack crashes the party. I’m not sure what Lee’s connection to the business is or why she was invited to the “sleepover,” but she reminds me an obnoxious arena rat in Memphis who used to let the boys use her car, her house and namely, her, in exchange for sex. I believe Ricky Morton used to refer to these transactions as “paying the rent.” (Oh, but Ricky, what a price to pay, my friend.)
Run, don’t walk, away from this DVD. (Instead of wasting your time with those trollops, check out the excellent Mildred Burke bio, The Queen of the Ring. It’s a hell of a read.)