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Ashley Massaro is a major celebrity

May 29th, 2009 1 comment

Bangin’ with Ashley: Absolutely everyone over 18 is invited to the Ashley Massaro bash. Check your dignity at the door.

Bangin’ with Ashley: Absolutely everyone over 18 is invited to the Ashley Massaro bash. Check your dignity at the door.

 

Former WWE diva/alleged whore Ashley Massaro is hosting an exclusive “School’s Out” birthday party for herself tonight at the Crazy Donkey Bar & Grill in Farmingdale, N.Y.  The flyer promoting the event lists Ashley’s credits, which include “co-star of Smallville, Survivor: China, Breaking Bonaduce…and ‘Has New Major Network Series Debuting in Late ’09.’” (Nary a mention of her latest notoriety: “Subject of Rolling Stone/FBI Investigation into Alleged High-End Prostitution Ring.”) As you can imagine, with such a major celebrity on the bill, this is a pretty exclusive engagement. (Free admission and drinks until midnight! Woo-hoo!) But take note: Ashley warns on her MySpace page, “No H8TERS!!!”

Ashley’s birthday party perfectly complements the Donkey’s calendar of “theme nights,” which sound a little like past WWE Diva specialty matches: a Bikini Barbeque, Lingerie Toga Party, Sex and the Donkey Party, Lifeguard Party, Animal House Party and Jungle Party. (I cannot confirm if WWE Creative’s Brian Gerwirtz is a co-promoter of these events.) Billed as the home of the “Largest Friday Night Happy Hour on Long Island,” the joint lives up to its name, with some lucky bastard hired to work the room dressed in a donkey costume to fondle female customers and pose for wacky photo-ops.

How many jackasses can you spot in this photo?

How many jackasses can you spot in this photo?

 

Warms my heart  to see Ashley putting the Rolling Stone scandal and her WWE dismissal behind her and moving on with such grace. Initially, when RS revealed her as an alleged high-priced ($25,000) hooker for Bella Models, Ashley dismissed the allegations as “false, false, false.” After the RS reporter stood by the story, Ashley suddenly backed off her denials and stopped discussing the matter entirely. WWE wished her well in future endeavors shortly thereafter.

Tomorrow night, the Massaro birthday celebration (more like a festival, really) moves to Hauppauge, N.Y., for Bianco’s “Malibu Summer Saturdays Beach Party.” And, yes, free admission and drinks until midnight for the guys and the ladies.