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Rent-A-Mania: Aikman tries to avoid staring at the biggest arms in the world, brother.

Yeah, yeah, Troy Aikman may have been the most successful NFL quarterback in the ’90s, but the dude hasn’t got an ounce of showmanship in his puny body. (I have it on good authority that Aikman also never bodyslammed a 700-pound smelly Giant in front of 100,000 people at the Pontiac Silverdome.) Step aside, brother, and let the Hulkster show you how it’s done. (I’ll bet Tiger Woods will be relegated to doing Rent-A-Center ads in the near future.)


  1. March 9th, 2010 at 15:56 | #1

    Is Aikman taller than Hogan in that top picture, or is the angle distorting my perspective?

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