Scott Bowden presents Kentucky Fried Rasslin

"Order must be restored."

Loyal KFR readers and pencil-necked geeks everywhere,

Without getting into details, I had a rough time last week-the emotional equivalent of a Pier 6 brawl-so I was unable to update the site. I’m getting through this situation the best I can, and that’s all I can say. You have my word that if I fail to update Kentucky Fried Rasslin’ every single day for the rest of this month, I will shave my head bald, eat a can of dogfood, leave town, and wear a combination chicken suit/oversized diaper throughout December.

As always, thanks for reading. It’s great to be back (with a vengeance).

-Scott