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From the celebrity gossip site What Would Tyler Durden Do?:

Bored indifference swept over the stage at the Calle Ocho festival in Miami last weekend, when Brooke Hogan performed a pole dance while performing her ‘catalog of hit songs.’ [As her father, Hulk Hogan, looked on from the audience], she showed her moves on the hopefully reinforced pole, sliding down with her legs spread. Then she got to the bottom and just sort of laid there helplessly, struggling to breath seductively on her back for a suspiciously sexy long time, like a fat dog or turtle an enchantress who can’t rock its momentum back and forth enough to get up beckoning her lover for a night of passion. (image source = splash news)

There are those who would consider such criticism to be harsh. And to those people I say, “You’ve obviously never been in the wrestling business.” Besides, such insults pale in comparison to the threats made by Hogan’s daughter recently, vowing to release a (gasp) second album, The Redemption, on the public. Now that’s vulgar.