Scott Bowden presents Kentucky Fried Rasslin

Who needs a gun when you've got the Angle slam and ankle-lock in your arsenal?

The film “River of Darkness,” starring Kurt Angle, Kevin Nash and Sid Vicious, will be released directly to DVD on March 29. The plot sounds like something Vince Russo might have cooked up: Small-town Sheriff Logan, aka “Sheriff Without a Shirt” (Kurt Angle), investigates a murder spree committed by deceased giant brothers (guess who): slow-moving, zombie-like creatures (brilliant casting) who have risen from the dead 30 years after townsfolk conducted their own brand of vigilante Sid Justice. Based on a true story.