Scott Bowden presents Kentucky Fried Rasslin

Fresh off a provocative pole dance at a “music” (cough) festival, Brooke Hogan has made another tabloids-worthy splash—this time at the Ritz Carlton pool in Miami.

From the site What Would Tyler Durden Do?:

In her mind, as Brooke was scanning the pool on Saturday in her scandalous pink thong, she was already picturing the week ahead and seeing pictures of her ass all over the Internet. Then later in magazines like Star. “Some people on myspace, they be hatin’ but you know they just jealous LOL. If you doan like me, how come you always talkin’ bout me,” she would say next week. She’s like the new Madonna with the way she manipulates the media.

Hey, it could have been worse. It could have been Linda. Or even (shudder) the Hulkster basking in the Miami heat in said thong, horsing around with the likes of Brutus Beefcake and Brian Knobbs. Or Hulk rubbing suntan lotion on Brooke’s butt at poolside. OK, OK, that was a cheap shot, even for the wrestling business. No way that would ever happen, right? And yes, the tattoo above her crack reads “Redemption,” the name of her next album. I am unable to confirm if this shot is the album cover. It so should be-in the same vein of those classic sexy covers like Surfer Rosa from the Pixies…and  Madonna’s Like a Prayer…and the rejected Spinal Tap cover for Smell the Glove.