Scott Bowden presents Kentucky Fried Rasslin

As you know, thousands of religious zealots were predicting the rapture on Saturday, May 21, 2011, with believers nationwide giving up their jobs, homes and personal possessions to travel the country spreading the word of the impending doom for the sinners of the world (the McMahons were reportedly near the top of the list, behind Charles Manson) and pleading with them to save themselves from eternal damnation by confessing their sins and begging forgiveness at the urging of California preacher Harold Camping. (Gotta give Camping credit: Even Brother Love didn’t have this guy’s charisma or promo skills.)

Anyway, if there’s any ray of light that comes from the untimely death of “Macho Man” Randy Savage on Friday, it’s knowing that he very likely saved us all (eat your heart out, Chris Jericho) with his patented elbow smash-the ultimate in outside interference…or macho intervention. Dig it!

Champion of the World: Randy Savage elbows in on the Lord's plans.