Posts Tagged ‘Stacy Carter’

Kat for clunker

October 13th, 2010 No comments

To the Katmobile!

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  2000 Chevrolet S-10 – $5,500 (obo)

Mileage: 118,300
Body Style: Regular Cab Pickup
Exterior Color: White
Interior Color: Gray
VIN: 1GCCS1959Y8291316
Fuel: Gasoline
Seller: Stacy Carter
Call: 555-555-5555  (Daytime)
Features: Remote Keyless Entry, Bucket Seats, Airbag: Driver, Airbag: Passenger, Alarm, CD Player, Tinted Glass
Selling Points: You could be the proud new owner of former WWE Diva Champ Stacy The Kat Carter’s Pick’em Up Truck! Miss Kitty’s 2000 Chevy S10 white with super dark tint with only 118,000 miles is perfect for a sweet 16, a modern business woman, or Cougar party vehicle! Own this beautiful S10 driven by The Kat and used as the Jizust Mizarried get-a-way truck on Stacy’s wedding day when she tied the knot with fellow former WWE Star Kizarny! With purchase, Stacy will also include several custom autographed 8x10s of her, the sexiest pioneer of the WWE Attitude Era! PLUS: will throw in DVDs featuring: Terri Runnels, Ivory, Maria Kanellis, Debra McMichael, Torrie Wilson, Christy Hemme and Jizsut Mizarried!!! This Katmobile is a must have for any Pro Wrestling collector or the next Queen Diva!!
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Ex-wife of Jerry Lawler engaged to be married

June 14th, 2010 7 comments

Stacy Carter, the former Mrs. Jerry Lawler, is engaged to Kizarny (Nick Cvjetkovich), who worked for WWE for a few months in 2009. Cvjetkovich has also appeared on the indie circuits as Dr. Nick Sinnful, H.N. Hardcastle, Nicholas Doom, Lucifer Love and SiNN. Seems like a nice fellow.

Polaroids with the happy couple will be available for $10 at a tastefully decorated gimmick table the day of the ceremony, July 29, along with a wide variety of Mr. and Mrs. Kizarny merchandise. Until then, you marks are encouraged to show your support via their online registry at Bed, Bath and Beyond. (Yeah, way beyond.)


“Survivor” producer accused of murdering wife, plotting Stacy Carter reality show

June 2nd, 2010 1 comment

This can’t miss: TV producer Bruce Beresford-Redman (far right, flexing like a douchebag) was reportedly scheming to unleash Stacy Carter and other former WWE superstars on an unsuspecting public.

“Survivor” producer Bruce Beresford-Redman (BBR), who allegedly murdered his wife, Monica, while on vacation in Cancun, also stands accused of hatching an insidious plot to air a reality show featuring Stacy Carter, Jerry Lawler‘s ex-wife, and her fascinating transition from a WWE wrestling career to Florida real-estate agent.

Reports TMZ: BBR was working on a brand-new reality show right up until his wife was murdered-a show that revolved around professional wrestling. Stacy Carter -aka the Kat and Miss Kitty in WWE-claims BBR had contacted her roughly two years ago to discuss a reality show based on her life. Carter says she and some of her famous friends-including “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan, Greg “The Hammer” Valentine, Jimmy Hart and Al Snow-shot a bunch of footage with BBR…and it seemed like they were going to get a deal.

While I have no idea whom this show would even remotely appeal to, reality TV has even lower standards than professional wrestling, so it’s certainly possible a program featuring Carter was in the works. Imagine the hijinks when Carter shows a lavish house in Ft. Myers to a prospective buyer only to find the Nasty Boys skinny-dipping in the pool, with Hart singing over the megaphone, armor-clad Lanny Poffo reciting poetry, Valentine doing cannonballs on top of Al Snow and “Head” in the shallow end, Hillbilly Jim barbecuing a whole hog, and the 2′ x 4′- brandishing Duggan offering to show them “around the hoooooooooooooome!” Worlds collide, hilarity ensues.

Carter says she was in fairly constant contact with BBR until April-around the time he allegedly strangled his wife and dumped the body in a sewer pipe. Yesterday it was reported that Mexican authorities have finally issued an arrest warrant for Bruce Beresford-Redman, officially charging him with murder after almost two months of investigation.