Scott Bowden presents Kentucky Fried Rasslin

I would rank this cruise right up there with such vacation packages as the Big Bossman Weekend Escape Attempt from San Quentin and a three-day pass to Six Rags over Walls, Mississippi, the Downtown Bruno Trailer Amusement Park.

From kinglawlercruise.com:

Join Jerry “The King” Lawler on the first-annual King Lawler Cruise from July 30 to August 3, 2009. Activities include:
*The never-before-seen videos of classic Memphis wrestling matches
*Stories that only The King could tell about the colorful people in wrestling
*The truth about Andy Kaufman
*The art of The King
*Behind the scene stories about old-time and modern day wrestlers
*Dinner and receptions with Jerry “The King” Lawler and Renee Spiegel
*Tanning sessions on deck with The King
*Shopping expeditions in Cozumel & Key West with longtime girlfriend of the King, Renee Spiegel

Go on, admit it: You fantasize about tanning on the deck of a cruise liner with one of the all-time greats in professional wrestling. (Personally, I was thinking Trish Stratus, but….) Other rumored Lawler Cruise activities include ping-pong with Kamala, tobacco-spitting contest with “Dirty” Dutch Mantel, the Abdullah the Butcher Bloody Smorgasbord of Chicken and Ribs, shuffleboard with Mr. Guy Coffee, chess with Sid Vicious, tennis lessons from Jim Cornette, karaoke with Jimmy Hart, evening concert by “Singing Cowboy” Don Bass, horseshoes with Stan “the Lariat” Hansen, scavenger hunt with J.C. Ice, ballroom dancing with Koko B. Ware, and all you can drink with Tommy Rich. The voyage closes with a main event that would headline any cruise in the country: a 20-man overboard battleship royal.