U.S.A., Hack-ptooey! I pee on your couch!

Stained reputation
The Iron Sheik (Khosrow Ali Vaziri) further soiled his reputation as a talk-show guest by pissing his pants while appearing yesterday on The Opie and Anthony Show on XM/Sirius Radio. Apparently, the Sheik wasn’t even aware that he’d urinated on the hosts’ couch until they pointed it out to him. Still, that doesn’t take away from the impressive “Olympic gold medal” around the Sheik’s neck. This has to be the former WWF champion’s most memorable appearance since he called into the Howard Stern Show in March, referring to guest Kurt Angle as “a whore…a Jew and a dickhead” before crapping his pants.
You know, a few years ago, the Blair “humble stuff” was funny…but man, what has happened to this man.
The Sheik seriously needs to invest in some Depends. It really is sad that this once-proud guy has been relegated to a punchline. He should have saved his money and retired in peace, instead of popping up in various places for a paycheck to be used as fodder for toilet humor.
Hey don”ta makeah funobda shieky,baby